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Our friend Nina (former Nerve intern and girlfriend of Grant) attends
Sarah Lawrence College. For those of you who don't know about SLC, it's
a small, liberal arts college tucked away in Bronxville, NY about 20
miles from NYC.
The unique thing about Sarah Lawrence is that it's pretty much a girl's
school. There are a few guys that go there, but the ratio of women to
men is like 9:1. Anyway, once a year, Sarah Lawrence has a party called
"The Coming Out Dance." Basically, the party is just an excuse
for the girls to get dressed up all naughty, invite up a bunch of boys...and
molest them.
As journalists, we had an obligation to attend. So Vin, Grant, and myself
headed up to Sarah Lawrence with Nina to see if this party could live
up to all the legendary stories we'd heard (it did).
Nina has perfect boobs. Here Grant and Lauren check them out.
Vin macking two biddies.
Nina, Grant, and me grabbing Nina's booby.
Okay, so I'm chilling in the beer room getting a drink (remeber, this
is college and most of the kids aren't old enough to drink, bless
their little hearts, so there was a whole room set aside for all the
"older" kids),
and this incredibly hot, scantily clad (note visible nipple), girl comes
up to me and just starts freaking my shit. I don't think I've ever smiled
that big in my life.
Yeah, did I mention that she was scantilly clad? By the way I'm touching
her, you'd think we knew each other or something.
Sweet Jesus.
This is the funniest thing ever. Grant Stoddard should win an award
for grabbing this photo of me grabbing this chick's can.
Grant takes on Nina and Lauren.
Nina, me and Lauren cutting rug.
Okay, so it's like midnight, the dancehall's filled with probably close
to 800 people (90% women) and all of a sudden, all of the girls start
taking off their clothes and dancing around topless and/or naked.
Caught up in the excitement, Grant and I shucked off our shirts and
posed for this pic, which is hands down, the Gayest Picture of Me
Ever Taken.
Then things started getting really rowdy. This girl was actually fucking
this dude on the dancefloor. Not dancing. Not dryhumping. Straight Up
Fucking. Look at him with his hands in the air...even he doesn't know
what the fuck is going on.
Appalled by the nudity and lasciviousness of the dancehall, we decided
to retreat back to the girl's dorms and get some, uh...sleep.
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