Here are all my pics from the first half of September 2005!
Thursday, November 3rd
On Thursday evening I took Meredith (a.k.a.
"Murderdeath") out on a BOWLING DATE!
All part of my plan to woo her back after we broke
up.
This is my "victory move" that I
performed after getting a strike.
This is
Meredith's victory move. Hahah.
Friday, November 4th
On Friday night Meredith and I went to Niagara to meet up with Emilie E.
who was in town visiting from LA! Here's Mona and Meredith dishing some
boobie-cupping lovin'.
 And we finally got
to meet Emilie's new boyfriend Alessandro! Beyond being one of the nicest
guys I've ever met, he got extra bonus points for being a member
of Nine Inch Nails.
No, seriously.
Bryan Carlin (another former NYC resident turned LA-traitor!) was in
town visiting as well!
Reunited and it...
...feels so good. Hahaha.
Random photos of us being drunk on the "stairs to nowhere" in Niagra.
Mona and Mer.
Yay, Emilie! So good to see you!
Just for the record, it feels more like a 7" nail to me.
Saturday, November 5th
Random pics from Saturday. I went shopping with Meredith and then
somehow, we ended up on...
...the Upper West Side and we ate Big Nick's!
Later that night I ran into Josh...
...and Nina...
...and they ended up taking me to this totally crazy-ass loft party
in Tribecca where I ran into...
Photographer Natasha Papadopoulou (who I hadn't seen in years!). Oh, and I also
happened to run into...
Scott Ian from Anthrax!!! First Emilie's boyfriend turns out to be
in NIN, and then I end up at a party with Scott Ian??? It's like all
the wishes I made back in 1987 finally came true! (Now if I could only
get a handjob from Samantha Foxx....)
I ended up meeting up with Mikie (who used to live
in Japan but has
since moved to NYC) and we all left the party to go dancing at MisShapes.
Mikie ended up bringing some douchetard along with her from the party
who refused to take off his blue-tinted aviator glasses.
When even Josh is embarrassed to be around you, you know something's
gotta be majorly wrong.
Leigh shows off her brand new finger splint after breaking her finger
the previous week on Halloween.
Tuesday, November 8th
On Tuesday I was walking down the street and saw this license plate...
...on an undertaker's car parked outside of a funeral home! How fucking
awesome is that? Hey, if you gotta deal with dead people all day, you
might as well have a sense of humor about it, right?
Then later Tuesday night, I went out to BK to see Matty Matt's new
apartment and to....
...wish him a Happy Birthday!!! (Matty and his mom!).
I've known this dude a long-ass time. He even has the distinction of
appearing in the 2nd entry I ever posted (December
of 1996, third photo down!)
Afterwards, I went out for drinks with Mer and Grant (who were certainly
excited about something!).
Wednesday, November 9th
On Wednesday night I went out to visit the Tins at some new club she
was DJing at and she showed me...
...the pictures of her and Lizzie Goodman (3A reprasent, y'all!) in
Elle Girl about how they're both music-industry hotshots!
Then I got bit.
Thursday, November 10th
Haha.
On Thursday night my parents came in to town and I took them out to
dinner. I look like my mother almost as much as my dad looks like Peter
Griffin (The Family Guy). Hahah.
Sunday, November 13th
On Sunday night, my good buddy Sammy came into town! (It'd been over two years
since the last
time I'd seen him!)
And I finally got to meet his sister and his fiance!
Meredith agreed to come along because she'd heard a lot of stories about Sam
and wanted to meet him...
...but she still wasn't all that interested in making out with me.
Hey, smashing pumpkins.
Wednesday, November 16th
On Wednesday night, I went over to Leigh's and she showed off the Tofurky
that she'd just purchased (in preparation for her forthcoming Thanksgiving
party)...
...and then later that night, Grant and I went downtown to wish Jen
Choi a happy birthday!
Here's me with two of Jen's friends whose names I don't remember because
I got stinking drunk. Hahah.
Hahah.
On the walk back uptown Grant stopped to piss on the street and when
I snuck up behind him with my camera...
...he freaked out and almost peed all over himself. Hahah.
Thursday, November 17th
On Thursday night, Niki the Roomie and I went to Matsuri to get our
free dinner on - courtesy of Miye and Panow (sp?).
Niki gone wild!
After dinner we headed next door to Hiro to say hi to Sarah!
While on the dance floor, I ended up meeting...
...the lovely, rope-swinging Jessica.
...and her best friend Arianna.
All together now.
Hahah.
Check out Jessica totally blowin up her best friend's spot by pulling
the ol' "get a load of her navel tattoo" finger-point. Hahaha.
This photo makes me LOL every single time I look at it. Holy shit,
what a great photo.
Friday, November 18th
At work on Friday we had a party to celebrate...
...TechFest 2005! (TechFest is an internal competition where our company breaks
into small teams and everyone has one day to code a working version of a a feature
they'd like to see added to our sites).
Afterwards, there was a party.
And group video games.
Later that night I went to Leigh's Thanksgiving dinner party!
Babygirl cooked up a feast!
After dinner we ended up totally getting obsess with electronic version
of the game Catch
Phrase.
That shit is pretty much a party in your pocket.
Guess who was featured
in both Elle Girl and Teen
Vouge in the same month?
She's
a teen sensation!
Later on, Leigh showed me the new issue of Visonaire.
Each of the photograph series in the books came with its own plastic packet filled
with "edible fragrances" printed on that same edible film they make those
Listerine breath-strips out of. It was creepy. Some of the flavors/fragrances
included: Guilt, Power, Youth, Orgasm, and my personal favorite...
..."Mommy" (that was flavored like condensed milk!). It was pretty
neato. You can read more
about the issue here if you're interested.
Afterwards we took pictures of Leigh's creepy troll dolls...
...and then I did my impression of Benjamin Franklin.
Later that night, I took pictures of Meredith with a bra on her ass....
...and then when I fell asleep Meredith (apparently) combed my hair
into a mohawk. Hahah.
Saturday, November 19th
On Saturday I went to see (a totally weird and depressing) midnight
movie at Sunshine Landmark...
...the I went to MisShapes to visit Leigh.
I stayed late and danced until way after they were closed and walked
home while the sun was coming up.
Sunday, November 20th
On Sunday night, Niki came out of her room and into our living room
and asked me to help her find her cell phone. So I went into her room
and called her cell with my cell so that we could try to locate it
by its ring. We both heard the phone, but after looking everywhere,
we couldn't find it. So we moved to a different part of the room and
I tried calling it again and we were perplexed that it also sounded
like it was right near us even though were like ten feet from where
we were the first time we called it.
Ten minutes later, we solved the mystery when we realized that the
phone fell off the bed and into Niki's jean-cuff and had gotten zipped
up into her boot! Hahahaha. (Which is why no matter where we walked
it sounded like the phone was "right near us.")
Tuesday, November 22nd
On Tuesday night I hung out with Ellen and Piper. That is all.
Saturday, November 26th
On Saturday I finally got around to giving Grant his belated birthday
present!
Poison's greatest video hits !!! Happy 29th, Grizz!
Then we went to dinner with the Fatty at L'asso where we had chocolate
marshmallow pizza for dessert!
Later I went to MisShapes. Ellen and Sandra.
Karen and Sarah getting their hug on.
Leigh doing her best impression of Mr. Winkle!
Out on the dance floor I ran into Lauren and her big round booty.
First we took a normal photo.
Then we made our sexy faces.
I love Amy K.
Sunday, November 27th
On Sunday, people came over for TV night.
It was David K's first time seeing Ali G and it made him so uncomfortable
he spent most of the episode making this face.
Monday, November 28th
Walking home on Monday, I ran into Sarah Landy on the street with her
brand new puppy!
Later that night, Meredith came over with good news and bad news.
The good news was she was finally ready to get back together. The
bad news was that she wanted me to read the book Men Are Mars, Women Are from Venus. (Which, and I never thought in a million years that
I'd actually say this, I learned a lot from and actually totally changed
our relationship for the better!)
Tuesday, November 29th
On Tuesday night, Sarah invited a bunch of us over for a homemade dinner!
(Bonus points to Gurj for making that face in the background! Hahah).
UltraChef. Haha.
She made homemade gnocchi in a creamy gorgonzola sauce. It was out
of control delicious!
While cleaning up her room after dinner, Sarah found her
very first fake ID that she got made when she was a freshman in college!
Hahah. Look at that baby face!
Later that night we all walked over to the Darkroom so that Karen and
Sarah could DJ some party.
Jenne was there!
And after we took our prom photo...
...we made friends with strangers on the dance floor.
And then we had a danceparty.
It was epic.
Wednesday, November 30th
On Wednesday night I went to a party at the WiRED store and ended up
totally getting sucked into playing two solid hours of MINDBALL. You
put on a headband that measures your brainwaves and use it to move
the ball towards your opponent. Whomever's able to relax the most wins!
Sooo fun! If you've got $22,000 to spare, this would make a great gift!
Later that night, a whole bunch of us went to go see Fiasco play at the Delancey.
The show started out normal enough, but then halfway through the set,
this wannabe Lenny Kravitz pushed his way up to the stage and started
giving Grant funny looks.
Then he turned towards the audience and started doing these weird dance
moves along to the music.
Grant was so distracted, that he eventually just ended up inviting
the guy up on stage. Things got even weirder when he produced a Minnie
Mouse hand puppet from out of thin air.
Eric G. getting cosy with the Grizz.
Siege shows off the *used!* light-up speculum that Jake
Brownstain gave him as a "gift." "Er, thanks dude."
+
A bunch of my co-workers even came to the show! Here's Shirley and
Russ!
And then I caught Hafeez getting fresh with a chicky in the hallway!
Best most-awkward drunk kiss ever!
After the show, Meredith and I went to some club in the West Village
to visit this little elf.
Lizzie (of Elle Girl fame!) was there putting her trademark red lipstick
on Antony Ellis (aka - Posh Tony).
Lizzie, Number 2, and Mer.
Hahahah.
November was a good month.
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